Amy Winehouse, Or Homeless Person?

Author: Kaye
Published: June 03, 2008 at 1:25 am

Seriously.  I didn't think that was Amy until I read the article.

On the heels of a disastrous performance in Portugal, where she showed up an hour late for her set and stumbled and slurred her way through her songs, Amy Winehouse turned up at her husband's hearing to offer support:

The troubled star sat in the front row of the public gallery as Snaresbrook Crown Court, east London, and smiled lovingly at Blake Fielder-Civil, who smiled back at her from the dock. [...]

When the judge, David Radford, was giving his ruling on a point of legal argument, she looked at her husband and inclined her head questioningly towards the judge.

She was led into court by an usher, and sat alone in the front row of the gallery, twice moving to different seats. [...]

Winehouse left the court after 80 minutes, with legal arguments still continuing.

Outside the court, she was asked: "How's Blake looking?" She replied: "As gorgeous as f ***. You seen him before?"


Uh, yeah, we've seen him.  Not sure that the description applies, but whatever teases your beehive.

Not only did Amy show up with skin that would make a perfect "before" example for a skin cream, but onstage in Portugal she showed off what the UK press calls a "love bite" (read: hickey) on her neck, under her chin.  I can't tell but I assume it was still there when she went to the hearing, since they don't go away that fast (especially one that size).  Now that, right there, spells class and sophistication.  Wonder if she'll be able to pass it off as a curling iron burn?  She looked well turned-out earlier in the day, she must have cried or sweated some of her makeup off.

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