Anna Nicole Smith Dead At Age 39
RIP - November 28, 1967 - February 8, 2007
TMZ is reporting that not only did Anna Nicole Smith collapse while at the Hard Rock Cafe and Casino in Seminole, Florida, but that reports are stating that she has died.
They are calling this a "developing story" as nothing has been confirmed.
Hopefully this is just a rumor and Anna has not died. But man, would anyone be shocked?
Not to be all creepy and morbid, but I bet things that rhyme with "stain-fillers" and "farcotics" were involved. And I would also be willing to bet that some guy with the initials HKS are responsible. You would think that he would have waited until she got her millions first. Timing is everything.
UPDATE - Anna Nicole has Died
Anna Nicole's attorney Ron Rale has released a statement that the 39 year old actress/model/diet spokesperson is dead. Despite efforts to revive her both at the hospital and in route, she was pronounced dead around 2:49pm. Anna was found unconscious in her hotel room around 2:00.
Anna had been engaged in a very public paternity battle with ex-boyfriend Larry Birkhead. Birkhead was fighting for paternity tests to prove he was the father to Anna's six-month-old daughter Dannielynn. Anna and her team of lawyers had managed to block the tests from being performed. Anna's other child, Daniel died last September while visiting her and his baby sister in the Bahamas. His death was ruled a deadly overdose of prescription medications.
No word from Anna's other lawyer Howard K. Stern, who also claims to be Dannielynn's father. A claim we all in the industry refer to as "a BIG FAT LIE." Dannielynn is reported to be in the Bahamas, hopefully far from the cuckoo-ness that was Anna Nicole's life.
R.I.P Anna you crazy little chica!
UPDATE 2 - Anna's lawyer has stated that she was suffering from "cold and flu" symptoms this week and had complained of having a fever last night. While not present at the time of the emergency call, Anna's boyfriend/lawyer/Svengali-figure, Howard K. Stern, is now at Miami hospital and is being described as "overwhelmingly distraught."
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