Anonymous, What Are Your Talents?
JEEBUS
Kind of like "what are your crimes," but with less cults.
Glosslip needs to lurk moar. In order for us to do this, we are staging a special contest to showcase the many and varied talents of "Anonymous" in tormenting the "church of strong believers."
The Church of Scientology may be the "authorities on the mind," but Anonymous, the herd of cats who slay cults, are the authorities on the LULZ. And if we need anything in this war on the brainwashers, it's more LULZ.
Ok, so here's the deal. Anonymous has deeply impressed us with their clever, creative and brilliant talents. For this first contest we will focus on videos, and it was suggested a good theme would be "Scientology Ads/Commercial Parodies."
Submit your videos to dmdo1016@yahoo.com, and k and I will review them and post the best ones - if it sucks, no luck! Be creative, be innovative.
We will pick the final winner (including two runners-up) and donate a monetary prize (small, because we's poor) to a charity of the winner's designation. May I suggest the retirement home for Sea Org's elderly. I hear many of them have been beaten senseless by an army of asthmatic dwarves, led by head dwarf "Wheezy".
You may also submit in the comments section of this post.
Don't just stand there, get on it!
