Another Way Heather Mills Is Trying To Budget Her Money, Because She's So Broke
I'm not even going to try and make sense of Heather Mills' latest media adventures. Suffice it to say we should all try drinking milk from rats and dogs instead of cows and goats. I'll leave it up to you to do that research for me (hey, it's a busy week, what do you want from me? Insightful, thoughtful journalism? What kind of person do you think I am, anyway?).
But I will say this: If Heather Mills is so broke, as she continually claims, then I want to be broke just like her. Take a gander at the economical fuel-efficient four-wheel-drive automobile by Mercedes that she drove to her press party for the release of new vegan billboards she posed for...you know the ones, where it is claimed that "emissions" from livestock are destroying the earth and none of us should eat meat or dairy because of it:
She even left it running for part of the morning.
One of those babies will run you about $100,000 USD.
Wow...maybe if I cut off my leg, make up a bunch of lies about myself, marry and divorce a music legend, and do crazy rants about myself on the telly, I can be broke too! Heather is a genius!
