Ashlee Simpson Latest Hollywood Trollop To Get Knocked Up, THEN Engaged
Ashlee and Pete, Parents To Be, Morons
No, I am NOT happy for these two idiots.
Ashlee Simpson, best known for being Jessica's little sister, lip-syncing and screwing up on SNL, having her face transformed by plastic surgery and dating androgynous bassist for the overrated pop-punk band, Fall Out Boy, is not only engaged, but also with child.
Us Magazine is cheerfully reporting the happy news.
Ashlee Simpson is pregnant, a source confirmed to Usmagazine.com.The singer, 23, is expecting her first child with fiancé Pete Wentz, 28.
Simpson and the Fall Out Boy frontman announced their engagement Wednesday.
"We are thrilled to confirm their engagement and congratulate this happy couple," a spokesperson for the couple told Us. "Beyond that there is nothing to say."
Simpson's rep had no comment.
Have these people never heard of birth control?
Oh goody. This makes my scrapbook complete. There are no unmarried un-pregnant attention-whores left in Hollywood. Oh by the way Us Magazine, Pete Wentz isn't the frontman he's the bassist, that would be the "singer" Patrick Stump. Just because Pete writes their lame lyrics, wears eyeliner, dates goobers and act like a knob, does not a frontman make. Not trying to be picky, just pointing out the obvious. Not that it matters, they suck either way.
Don't taz me tweeners, I listen to old people music.
