Avril Lavigne Gives Until It Hurts
Avril Lavigne gave a fabulous interview to the UK's Q Magazine and Us Magazine shared some highlights. She was very open, refreshingly honest and shared some tremendous insight on her inner machinations.
In a list called "Avril's Ten Commandments" she runs down through ten things we should all admire about her, least of which is her giving spirit. Enjoy!
On her generosity:
"I am a very giving person. When the hurricane thing happened, I went to my closet, filled six boxes of stuff and said to my assistant, 'Take it to Katrina!' I also like to give stuff to people who are my 'workers,' especially if they don't make much money'.
Wow, where do I begin my dissection? Hey Avril, how about instead of sending them your filthy, hideous clothes, you send them some money. You know something useful. What makes you think mothers and babies who are starving and dehydrated want with your skull-infested attire? Your cranium is completely filled with rancid air isn't it? Also, giving "stuff" to your 'workers" ? How magnanimous. Maybe if you'd give them some money they wouldn't be in the "they don't make much money" category, you unrelenting whore.
On dealing with her incredible success:
"Selling 24 million albums hasn't really affected me, but it has changed things. I can't walk into a room full of people any more without everybody turning their heads, and I can only eat in certain restaurants where I know I won't get hassled. But that's OK. I was born to do this, and so I've learned how to cope."
Hey C-rag, if it hasn't affected you, how come you need to mention the number of records you sold? And btw, people turn their heads to look at you because they are disgusted that someone so annoying is allowed to dine in an establishment for humans. Pig troughs are outside skank. There's something else your were born to do also: kiss my ass. So how about you starting living up to your birthright!
On her competition:
"Someone like Kelly Clarkson is beautiful and has a pretty voice, but with me you get a much stronger image. I'm tough, I have a look that girls want to copy, and I sound a particular way. It's good if you're not easily ignored. And I'm not."
Say what you want about Kelly Clarkson, but she hasn't bent to the will of the music industry, unlike your fake, cheap, tired ass. What was all that crap you used to spout about wanting to make music, and not caring about being some kind of sex symbol? My real "faux leather purse" is more genuine than you or your rhetoric. And yes, you are easily ignored, except when I have some angst to release, for which you are most useful, you diseased tramp. Continued on the next page
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