Avril Lavigne Proclaims "Hell Yeah, I'm Hot," Continues Reign Of Annoyance
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Avril Lavigne is on the latest cover of Blender Magazine, which as it turns out, is not in fact a torture device which she will be fed to, but instead a music mag. Why is she on the cover of a music magazine you ask? Beats me, because what she makes isn't music, but something I like to call: a steaming pile of excrement.Â
I am assuming that the "hell yeah, I'm hot" quote came directly from Avril herself. She is well known for her self-deprecating charm and quiet modesty. She's also known for being a raging b*tch who bleats and barks like a like a caged wolverine, which could be hot, but in her case is really annoying and makes you want to light it on fire to put it out of its misery.
While I am not privvy to the contents of the article (THANK YOU LORD) I did find this ridiculous blurb in Blender's Editor's Picks section for May 20, by none other than their senior Editor Mike Errico:
"Avril Lavigne, "Girlfriend"
Resolved: There is no such thing as a "Guilty Pleasure." You either like something or you don't. Does this song have substance, weight ... importance? Will generations huddle for warmth around a postapocalyptic trash fire humming "Girlfriend," wistful for the promise of a generation choked to near-extinction by their own political and environmental policy decisions? Oh, shut it. You won't ruin Avril for me. Not this week, anyway."
Talk about some feint praise. So, what this tells me is that Mr. Errico was forced to say something vaguely nice about Avril as she graces their cover, this also means Mr. Errico is a shell of a man willing to sell his soul for money, and from this day forward anything he endorses is to be treated like the ramblings of an idiot — oh he is also touched in the head.
Avril fans, her new album is shallow, immature and unlistenable. You want some female angst rock, do yourself a favor, burn your Avril and listen to Liz Phair's Exile In Guyville.
