Beyonce Not Infected With Hep A
According to Beyonce's rep, Alan Nierob, the singer is not at risk of contracting Hep A, as Beyonce did not consume any of the food at the Sports Illustrated swimsuit event that was catered by Wolfgang Puck. As reported earlier, an alert had been issued by the LA Health Department about possibly of contracting the disease due to an infected staff at the catering company preparing food for that event, and several others.  Â
Well thanks goodness. I just don't know what I would have done if our precious Beyonce contracted hep eating sushi and raw veggies. That would have been awful. Awfully cool that is.  Yes, if Beyonce contracts Hepatitis A, it will be the old fashioned way. She'll get it from her rap mogul boyfriend Jay-Z.Â
Seriously, Beyonce Knowles is a buttplugg and her parents are a couple of jerks. The way the whole Dreamgirls thing went down with Ms. B being all divaesque about Jennifer Hudson getting some attention. Not to mention the way Destiny's Child was dismantled.Â
I realize that my candor may shock some of you, as I am typically so positive and even-handed about my feelings towards celebrities, but the truth is, sometimes they upset me. I cried when I saw VH1's Behind the Scenes - How Papa Knowles F*&!ed The Other Members of Destiny's Child So He and His Mama Knowles Could Live High On The Hog Off of Little Princess Beyonce. And by little princess, I mean big, wide-thighed bitch.
Those docu-dramas are totally real.  And it came as no surprise to hear that Beyonce wasn't eating sushi and raw veggies. Homegirl looks like she lives on gumbo and cheesefries. Â
Not me man, after ten days of airbrushing, I look like an Amazon warrior.  My diet of consuming men raw keeps me lean and mean. Well, mostly just mean.
