Bijou Phillips, Danny Masterson Engaged, On A Bridge To Nowhere

Author: Dawn Olsen
Published: March 20, 2009 at 10:52 pm

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Scientology Sweethearts Who Play Together, Stay Together

Danny Masterson, 33, aka Hyde from "That '70's Show" and Bijou Phillips, 28, have been dating for over 3 years and recently got engaged to be married. Well, no big whoop there.

They live together, they SCIENTOLOGY together, and recently co-starred with Ving Rhames in the soon to be or not to be released movie called....The Bridge to Nowhere.

I kid you not.

I thought perhaps it was either the perfect title for the next "B" movie or a documentary about Scientologists' journey up the "OT levels" of Scientology's Bridge To Total Freedom.

Being that Masterson was raised into Scientology by his parents, as well as his brother Chris (of "Malcom In The Middle" stardom), Masterson and Phillips would have never accepted that script! They are hard core L. Ron Hubbard ass kissers.

Masterson got Bijou into Scientology.

Brother Chris introduced his girlfriend Laura Prepon (who was also on that 70' show) to knock boots with Scientology. Then they told two people, and they told two people...and....

Hey guys, news flash: The jigg is up, it's not cool to be a Scientologist any more. It was never cool to be a Scientologist, but that didn't stop them from paying a butt load of money to help "clear the planet".

Danny said this about his "religion": "I have always been in Scientology my entire life. Each service in Scientology is something I have added to my toolbox of data for living."

Pity Danny and bro Chris were brainwashed at such an early age.

The Bridge To Nowhere has no release date as of yet. Quoted from the National Ledger, the flick, starring Ving Rhames "plays a sort of Godfather to these four Caucasian friends from the north side of Pittsburgh," he says. "Their lives are at a dead end so they create a high end escort service … become pimps, for lack of a better word."

Don't you love it when life imitates art, or in this case art imitates life. Danny and Bijou, two Caucasions at a career dead end become pimps...for Scientology. I can see the stampede to the ticket booth now.

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