Britney Back In Rehab or Making Scientific Discoveries?
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Britney's manager, Larry Rudolph, released this statement on behalf of the beleaguered popstar:
"Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today. We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time."
Rumors are circulating that she is at the Promises facility in Malibu, but this has not be substantiated by her people. Britney has had a tough week, having checked into one rehab center (Crossroads in Antigua) only to check out within 24 hours. She then went on a strange excursion to the recesses of her inner mind, shaved her head, got some tattoos, sported a bad wig, visited an emergency room and engaged in lengthy conversations with herself about "nobody wanting her" anymore. Of course, this would imply that someone wanted her before, and I can attest that is not entirely accurate.Â
It is believed that Britney's family has been applying continued pressure on the 25-year-old mother of two, threatening to have her children taken from her if she didn't relent. Spears has been acting erratically, her behavior becoming more and more disturbing, believed by some to be the result of alcohol or drug dependency. 
It is my belief that Britney, like scientific genius Albert Einstein, is consumed with solving the mysteries of time travel. He too had hair issues, was seemingly confused and often talked to himself. Clearly, this kind of mental genius needs to be left alone to fully actuate the discovery process.  I propose at this time we all leave Britney alone. The flux capacitor wasn't built in a day, people. Â
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