Britney Spears Already Handed Over Kids To Ex
For those of us speculating what Britney's next move would be after losing her kids in a bitter custody battle to ex-Kevin Federline, speculate no more. Britney has already handed them over, wasting no time, despite the deadline for doing so being set for this Wednesday.
X17, who are clearly earning their keep, are reporting — though rather slantedly — Britney has turned over 2-year-old Sean Preston and 1-year-old Jayden James to K-Fed's bodyguard this afternoon, but only after stopping at the Carl's Jr. drive-thru. Nothing says spiraling depression like fast food bingeing.
If a picture is worth a thousand words, then the above pic must be telling us something:
A. Britney's confused and not sure what "full custody" means and isn't capable of understanding the gravity of losing one's kids to the likes of Shifty Mc Shiftless.
B. Britney's working on her method-acting, trying hard not to seem sad, and doing an incredible, Oscar-worthy job of it.
C. Britney, too distracted by the thought of her next mocha latte with extra whipped cream and fudge, hasn't let the notion of losing her kids sink in yet.
D. Lastly, Britney, finally free of the "little mistakes" can go out and party like a rock-star without having to worry about JJ and SPF waking momma up while she gots a bad headache, y'all.
I am voting for option D, because nothing else makes sense. As difficult and aggravating as kids can be, especially little ones, even the worst drug-abusing, alcoholic meth-heads get upset when they lose their kids. I don't understand her quickness to turn them over and her apparent lack of sadness over doing so.
Very baffling.
Update:Â Why Britney Lost Custody of SPF and JJ - Read here
Or save yourself the trouble and accept the notion that she WANTED to lose her kids. She essentially REFUSED to comply with ANY of the court order: drug testing, parent coaching, not driving without a valid CA license. She's lazy, selfish and didn't want those two little boys to begin with. Great, really great. Poor kids.
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