Britney Spears Beaten Up By A Bunch Of Old Guys At Wal-Mart
It just goes to show that, for once, pretty pretty shiny shiny loses out to style and substance. Yessssssssss!
Britney Spears, who's latest CD "Blackout" is on sale at major retailers and music stores everywhere, has been beaten to #1 in the Billboard Top 100 by the Eagles, who's current double CD "Long Road Out Of Eden" is available only at Wal-Mart. Yes, that's right...by confining their CD sales exclusively to one retailer and their website, the Eagles, who's CD features their first original work in twenty-eight years, have whupped up on Brit, who's album has to settle for #2 on both the Billboard charts and Nielson Soundscan.
The change comes about because Billboard has decided to allow sales numbers from music sold only at one retailer instead of mass market. Wal-Mart shared their data with Billboard, and a star is born:
Early SoundScan numbers have the Eagles taking the top perch on The Billboard 200 with 711,000 copies sold, with most sales moved by Wal-Mart and Sam's Club stores. For now, the only other U.S. outlets carrying "Eden" are walmart.com, where both physical copies and downloads are sold, and the Eagles' own Web site.
"Eden" became available at the mass-market chain Oct. 30. Aside from two compilations, this is the Eagles' first album since the mostly live "Hell Freezes Over," which led The Billboard 200 for two weeks in 1994.
Britney Spears' new Jive album, "Blackout," which would have been No. 1 had the Eagles' data not been reported, will open at No. 2 with first-week sales of 290,000 copies.
All that work Britney's music team put into producing, mixing, tweaking, and dragging her Frapp behind into the studio, all the time and money thrown at it, all the electronic twiddling and computerized machinations, were not enough to secure the top spot for Brit. Turns out a bunch of old guys, who's band has been around since before Brit was born, who have arguably put out some of the best music ever heard, and who (gasp) actually play their own instruments and sing without the aid of computers, beat her...and beat her by a considerable margin. By my calculations, they sold 421,000 more copies in the first week...and that's nothing to sneeze at. Continued on the next page
