Britney Spears Escapes Rehab
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Jesus already, will this fruitcake just pick a place and stay?  Britney Spears seems to be at it again, with reports of the popstar leaving her second rehab center in less than a week surfacing on the internet.Â
Yesterday we reported that Britney checked into Promises in Malibu under the urging and pressure of family and friends for her various addictions. And today we are again wondering what the hell is wrong with this person that she can't commit herself, for the sake of her children, her career and what is left of her sanity, to a rehab center to work out her problems?
TMZ is also reporting that Spears tried to get into another tattoo parlor after leaving the facility, but THANK GOD, it was closed.
There are all sorts of rumors and conjectures popping up on the web about Britney's reported drug addiction, which some estimate dates back three years. I have read that she has "mental problems" and I am not talking about "gee, I feel kind of depressed today Doc" mental problems, but more like "I am Princess Zoltron from the planet Arthinon and I have been sent to enslave your mind and feed on the blood of your children" mental problems. Bitch needs a serious check up from the neck up.
Honestly, if someone told me that Britney Spears had sex with gorillas and pooped in a coffee can, I would be less surprised than if they told me that she would someday get her act together and have another hit record. She doesn't need rehab, she needs Patch Adams. You remember him, the doctor who dressed like a clown and was played by Robin Williams. Yes, that and a full frontal lobotomy.  And perhaps some eletro-shock therapy. Or, at the very least she could stick a fork in a socket and see what happens.Â
Who cares, I am really getting sick of her acting like an a-hole.
