Britney Spears Loses Custody, Boys Gone To Live With Daddy K-Fed
TMZ is reporting that broken-down pop star Britney Spears has lost custody of her children and they are to remain with their father, Kevin Federline beginning this Wednesday. From the breaking story:
L.A. County Superior Court Judge Scott Gordon issued an order today stating that Kevin Federline, the boys' father, "is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday, October 3, 2007 at 12:00 PM until further order of the court."
Didn't see that one coming. I mean what, with Britney lying low, keeping her nose clean, focusing on her parental skillz, who would've thought she'd lose custody of her kids. She's a regular Mary Poppins, she is!
All sardonic wit aside, this Britney thing is getting out of control. I like making fun of celebrities as much as the next person, but making fun of Britney just isn't fun anymore. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. The jokes write themselves and really, how much entertainment can be gleaned from poking a stick at a crazy person whose barely able to function at a third grade level?
Someone needs to help this poor girl. I have to think that at some level in all of this, her family is working behind the scenes by making life really miserable for her, perhaps, in an effort to help her. Sort of like tough love for idiots. Surely losing her children will drive her over the edge and hopefully into a facility where she can be properly treated. Not only does she suffer from substance abuse problems, but she seems to be suffering from some sort of debilitating mental issues as well. Some have suggested schizophrenia or manic depression. Whichever it is, she is not being properly treated for it, and let's face it, Britney's not going to figure this one out for herself.
For the LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, please someone, help Britney.
