Britney Spears Refuses To Go Away Quietly
Look, I am as annoyed with Britney as you people, but honestly her antics just CAN'T be ignored. If she were any other human being in this universe, she would have had the sensibility to just go the f*ck away. Seriously, even the most crazed, stupid, moronic wingnut would have taken a hint, but this bovine moo-moo refuses to give up the ghost.
In a perfect world, we would ignore Britney and her inexcusable behavior, but she just won't QUIT. This latest video of her self-indulgent ass eating a damn pudding pop was the last straw. She's a pathetic cow. And I am not talking about her weight. I am referring specifically to her general unkempt appearance and grotesque demeanor. She genuinely makes me feel sick to my stomach. From the way she forces that ice cream into her gaping maw, to the oinking she does towards the end of the video reveals a deeply, twisted sense of delusional self-entitlement.
It is quite evident that nothing matters to Britney but Britney. Not her family, her children, her friends, her business associates and certainly not her fans. She revels in the hysteria she creates by doing the most mundane of tasks, like gorging on ice cream or shoving french fries in her sloppy facehole. She reminds me of Elvis in his last years. Surrounded by the most reprehensible of sycophants who willingly slop up behind her as she moves from trough to trough leaving a trail of crumbs, urine and feces in her wake. She is slovenly and pathetic. This is what fame does to a person who is short on brains AND talent. Britney is a complete parody of herself and she's wandering through life a mere shell with absolutely no idea who she really is, and not even the slightest interest in searching for a deeper sense of meaning to her life.
Britney, you are just too stupid to be allowed to continue taking up valuable air and space on this planet. I genuinely wish you would just lay in your bed and do one of two things: either decide to stop being a solipsistic gluttonous pig and get off your ass and do something useful, or just plain expire. Really, it's not hard - just stop breathing.
