Britney Spears Sinks To A New Low

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I am sure we are all excruciatingly tired of hearing more bad news about the fallen popstar Britney Spears, but I don't create the news,  I merely present it in all its chubby, fast-food-gobbling, absent-parenting and poorly-executed fashion goodness.

The NE comes through once again with a story illustrating Britney's refined and high faluten valet tipping style. 

Apparently, while digging out her valet ticket at a Beverly Hills restaurant, Ms. Spears, mother of two, dropped a piggy bank's worth of change out of her wallet.  Showing her unflappable style of all class and sass, Spears paid the parking fee to the attendant and nonchalantly suggested he could retrieve his tip off the ground, because according to Ms. Spears "I just don't time to pick it up."  

Then Spears chortled, as she peeled out of sight, hee-hawing "Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night."

Well, I may have made up that last part, but she's still ranks number one on the skank-o-meter. 

There's good news though, the valet scored a whopping five dollar tip.  Props!!!

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Article Author: Dawn Olsen

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