Britney Spears Skips To The Loo? Yet Another Public Potty Break
Britney just loves her some public toilet. She’s visited them pregnant, barefoot, booted, and with and without friends, but she has taken her love of the public loo a bit far.
Yesterday she visited the toilet at a local Quiznos without benefit of anyone else with her…no bodyguard, no personal assistant, no friends, nobody. There was a “nanny†in the car with the boys, but that is all. Predictably, a melee occurred, with paps and fans overturning tables and chairs in their attempt to get a photo of her. According to Splash News:
Britney Spears made a shocking stop at a restaurant in L.A, just to use the restroom. She was minus any protection, in the form of a bodyguard or a friend, and the result was chaos, sheer chaos. Tables and chairs were left over turned as everyone wanted a snap and crowds were left uncontrolled. Seeing Britney cornered in the headlights left me shocked, and for a second I felt sorry for her, until I saw Britney laughing and looking like she was pretty much enjoying the whole scenario! Why on earth she got out of her car in the first place I do not know. She knew the outcome of her actions and you can’t help but wonder if that was the result she was looking for, especially as you see her giggling all the way to her car.However, it gets stranger. Apparently, while she was in the potty, she had one of the photographers fetch something from her car. There are conflicting reports as to exactly what happened…one is that a photog was dispatched to purchase something for Brit (what, the dispenser was broken?), and another is that a photographer was asked to go to her car and fetch her something. What could she have forgotten? Tampons? God knows it wouldn’t be feminine pads, she doesn’t wear panties to attach them to. Or maybe her inhaler for the asthma she doesn’t have? Videos of the incident show a scene of utter chaos. But, instead of being upset, she was smiling and actually seemed to be enjoying herself…in direct contradiction to her desire for the press to leave her alone. You just have to wonder if she isn’t really enjoying all of this “attentionâ€â€¦and, in the process, ignoring the well-being of her children. What I’ve noticed is that Brit only gets upset at the paparazzi when she can’t control the paparazzi. If she’s trying to show the judge that she’s a responsible parent, she isn’t doing a very good job. All of us have had to visit a public potty every now and then…but for someone like Britney, who is followed by the paps everywhere she goes, to do this without anyone there to manage the crowd was foolish and just plain dangerous. I have a mental health theory about Brit which I am still fleshing out. I’ll post more about it in the coming days. But let me say that this latest escapade just makes me more certain than ever of my (admittedly) armchair diagnosis. But there’s still one more thing. If you notice, the sign on the door specifically states that the restroom is “for customers onlyâ€. Did she at least buy a sammich for the ride home?
