Britney Works Out With A Chair, And GlossLip's Britney Hypothesis
I know this is sort of a lame Brit post, but it's actually sort of normal behavior for her, so I thought it would be nice to include her doing something NOT train-wrecky for a change. And I'll be honest, I needed a way to introduce my latest Brit hypothesis.
It seems on Sunday night, Brit went to the Millennium Dance Studio to do some choreography work for a new video:
"She is working on the choreography for her song 'Hot as Ice,'" [owner Robert]Â Baker said, "She rehearsed an amazing routine with a chair."
Well, that's sort of normal, right? After all, Brit is an entertainer, and she has a CD to promote, so of course she's going to rehearse and work on her dance moves. Normal stuff.
Of course, after she left she asked for her buddy Filipe, who was one of the paps she invited into her house over the weekend for a little party, at which it is alleged that pal Osama bin Loopy showed them a copy of a restraining order she's taken out against Anon Brazilianwax. Problem is, the police don't know anything about such an order, and neither does Anon:
Ghalib, the paparazzo who has been Spears's near-constant companion in recent weeks, shot back, "I am only now becoming aware of what is being said. I hope to be back home in Los Angeles soon and to be in contact with Miss Spears." (The L.A. police and sheriff's departments both said no emergency protective order had been issued.)
Hmm. Okay, we're sliding back into not-quite-normal territory. Why make up a restraining order, if in fact that is what happened? Or are the police not allowed to say?
So that brings me to the GlossLip Britney Experiment.
As you know, Brit was caught out early last Thursday morning shopping at Kitson when she had a little, um, accident. Now, I understand that these things happen when you aren't quite expecting it (although, let's face it, some PANTS of some sort would have been nice). And it's been fairly well-documented that Brit's mental state isn't the best at the moment, with possible bipolar problems which could have been caused or aggravated by post-natal depression. And women everywhere know that our hormones can cause us to do some pretty strange things, even without other mental health issues to deal with.
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