BRITNEY'S GOT A FLAT TIRE! BRITNEY'S HALF DRESSED! BRITNEY KEEPS WEBSITES STOCKED IN CAPSLOCK!
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I just came from a certain website, and from the capslock-filled titles you'd think WWIII had just been declared, or cancer had been cured, or Hollywood stars grew brains. No, it's just Britney Spears in the news again, this time driving half-dressed with a flat tire down Sunset.
It seems that she got a flat tire while out driving around with her assistant yesterday (didn't she just get this car? I assume they come with new tires? I had tires put on my Jeep two years ago and have yet to flatspot a tire) and limped down the road at a whopping 5 MPH (what, she doesn't have AAA?) before finally abandoning her car by the side of the road. Apparently this little circus act caused quite the traffic gridlock, which finally ended with Brit's car being towed by the police. Why didn't they arrest her for holding her son hostage the other night while they were at it?
After being taken home by a photographer (yes, and you can read about it here), she emerged in a different vehicle and went to her favorite haunt, the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills. She apparently gave her keys to the photog so he could go get her car, but all to no avail, since the police had towed it. She stayed for just a few minutes at the Four Seasons (wasn't she just banned from there?) before heading off to the Peninsula, where she finally got a room. A huge mansion and she has to spend her time at motels?
And why this girl feels like she has to spend her time in a motel is beyond me, but it could be just another byproduct of the bipolar disorder. Plus, there have been rumors that certain illegal activities go on at the motels she likes to frequent, but they're so far just rumors. New pap boytoy Addon Somethingornuther was nowhere in sight...reckon he got his 'scoop' and fled the scene?
No real reason for this post other than I'm just wondering how many times this train wreck has to wreck.
