Britney's Uncle Willie Will Never Be Invited To Thanksgiving Dinner Again
 And it's a good thing, because nobody wants Tractor-Trailer Possum instead of turkey.
I'm not going to even attempt to paraphrase the article. Suffice it to say that Brit's uncle (the brother of her father Jamie) has given an interview to The Sun, and boy...it's a doozy. Or a boozy. A boozy doozy. About a floozy. Okay, I'm running out of free association.
Just read it. Wait, I'll give you a bit, just as a teaser:
We tracked William - known as Willie - down to his camper van home near Britney’s childhood town of Kentwood, Louisiana.
After her turbulent early years, Willie says she went “buck-wild†on turning 18, snorting cocaine on her birthday, adding: “She has tried just about everything - cocaine, crystal meth, ecstasy.â€
Now, it bears repeating at this point that The Sun PAYS for interviews, and it does appear that Uncle "Road-Kill" Willie is in need of some spendin' green. And it also bears repeating that The Sun is the UK's version of Weekly World News.
Okay, maybe not that bad. They are right sometimes...they were spot on with the Amy Winehouse dope video thing. So maybe the National Enquirer. But Newsweek, they ain't. So nobody write me and tell me how disreputable The Sun is, because I already know.
So just read it and then come back here and tell us what you think.
