Brit's Car(eer) Is Probably In Reverse.
I remember an incident a long time ago when I first got my driver's license. I went outside after a sectional basketball game to find out that my car would not start. No noise, no nothing. I was panicked. I didn't know what to do. I finally reached my father (remember, this was the age before cellphones, so this was no small feat) and he drove all the way to the school to see what was wrong with my car. He got in and it started right up.
What was the problem?
I'd left the car in reverse.
So here is a video of Britney from last night, trying to leave Casa Escobar, and having similar car problems. Note her asking for help by name from her favorite paparazzi agency. Um, obvious much? They never have a bad word to say about her, even when it is plain that they are having to stretch the truth totally out of shape. Plus, they always have "Exclusives!" and "The True Story!". Well, I'd imagine they do. Oh, and the above photo is from last night...it seems at some point she had a crying jag and switched from driver to passenger.
I ain't sayin', I'm just sayin'. You guys are smart, draw your own conclusions.
