Brooke Hogan Thinks Young People Should, Like, Vote And Stuff...Well, Everyone But Her, That Is
It's been a while since I've done a post on the Hogans, any of them, and so I thought it was time I checked out what America's favorite dysfunctional family was up to. Let me tell you right now, I am sorry I ever turned over this particular rock. Quick, put it back!
Brooke Hogan has never been what one might call...um...well, smart, but I truly didn't think she would exist in such an oxygen-deprived vacuum as to not even know who the Republican vice-presidential candidate is:
INTERVIEWER GUY: Can we get your thoughts on Sarah Palin?BROOKE HOGAN: Who's that?
IG: That's the vice-presidential candidate for John McCain.
BH: Oh, that's really bad that I don't know that, isn't it?
Well, at least she admits it. One thing I've always stressed is to know your shortcomings. It hurts less that way.
But wait...Brooke does have a candidate in mind to vote for, although she might have to use a write-in ballot:
BH: Everybody knows, though, that I'm not very keen on, like, voting and stuff. You know who I'm voting for? I'm voting for God, because He's in the party of freedom, dude.
There you have it. I really don't think God needs Brooke Hogan stumping for Him, though. I'm pretty sure He has it under control.
Brooke also encourages others to get out there and vote...well, except for her, because that is an action that she admitted earlier she wasn't too "keen" on:
BH: ...I totally support young kids voting, whether it's in, y'know, voting for class president or voting for a real President. I think that, I think every young person should vote and be, uh, knowledgeable on it. I'm just not because I've been working so much...
I guess that explains it.
Do I really need to elaborate further? Let's face it, this sort of thing just kind of writes itself. Exactly the sort of post I need for a Friday!
