Bruce Willis Plays Tonsil-Hockey With Courtney Love
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My first thought after reading the story about Bruce Willis making out with riotgrrl Courtney Love is "Who knew Bruce liked the taste of semen, cigarettes, vomit and whiskey?"Â It takes all kinds.
Willis was celebrating his 52nd birthday at the Sunset club Roxy on March 19 when eyewitnesses spotted he and Courtney exchanging bodily fluids while watching the newest skank to hit town Amy Winehouse perform. But don't get yourself all in "Moonlighting" twitter, Bruce was later seen out on his own later that night, and Courtney's spokesho called the encounter a "a quick hi." Which, when you think of it, describes her entire life.
Neat!
