Close Call For Lindsay Lohan, Sex Tape Not Her...This Time

Author: Dawn Olsen
Published: March 20, 2008 at 4:00 pm

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It's sort of ironic that just last night I made a reference to famous people being caught on film doing naughty things, using Lindsay Lohan as some kind of reference point for sluts caught being slutty.

And as the sun rises on a new day, what have we here.....is a story about none other than our sweet little LiLo (or a grainy facsimile of) allegedly engaged in oral sex on what is said to be her one time boy-toy, English cad Calum Best.

notlindsaylohan.jpgThe photo was too grainy to really tell who it is, but it would hardly be some kind of stretch of the imagination to suggest somewhere out in this great big world video exists of Lindsay Lohan giving somebody, ANYBODY, a slobbery knobsicle. The odds that a sex tape featuring Lindsay Lohan DOESN'T exist are probably too astronomical to even calculated.

As the story goes (and they all sound the same in these sex tape scandals) Lindsay doesn't remember being filmed and is freaked out such a thing may exist. According to a source, Calum forwarded the video to some friends and they leaked it to the media.

Fortunately for Lindsay, celeb site, The Blemish, was able to debunk this rumor. But rest assured, as the sands of time pass through the hour glass, so to will the video of Lindsay Lohan caught on film emerge. Think I am being to harsh?

I offer exhibit A. below. This is Lindsay when she KNOWS she's being filmed. I can only imagine what she's like when she's just chillin' out with some "close friends."

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Article Author: Dawn Olsen

A veteran blogger since 2002, Dawn has written for many different blog incarnations ranging from parenting, politics, popular culture, music and everything in between. Her writing can be found Blogcritics.org and her celebrity blog, Glosslip.com. }

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