David, Blago, Blago, David: Or, Why David Letterman Is Still The Man
Nobody, nobody, not one person since the late great Johnny Carson can deccimate a guest like David Letterman. He alone possesses the art of slowly drawing a guest into his comfortable web, self-consciously fiddling with his tie as they are lured there with pleasant words and a golly-gee-willikers-grin that belies the sharp teeth lurking therein. Suddenly, before you know what is happening to you...you're pwned.
Case in point: Disgraced Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich, who appeared on Dave's show.
Where do I start? It was a low blow, Blowgojevich, to compare your case to what happened between Dave and Jay Leno. First, no; second, you can't compare the two events; and third, no. Dave exhibits a wonderful example of total pwnage.
Anyway, Dave once again shows why he is the Undisputed King of Late Night, and all those other guys are just all blow and no go. Much like Blowgo.
via Gawker
