David Hasselhoff Latest Victim In The Hollywood Kids' Parental Humiliation Campaign
David Hasselhoff's pretty much a joke. I mean a punchline. When your biggest claim to fame is being a pop icon to a single European nation best known for its thoroughness in ethnic cleansing (sorry Germany, but history don't lie) and bratwurst, well you should learn to embrace your humiliation.
But still, you shouldn't expect the lowest blow to be delivered from the fruit of your own loins. Hollywood kids are even more disrespectful and shady that regular kids, and regular kids are some sneaky bastards. The Hoff and Alec Baldwin should team up and straighten some asses OUT!
On a positive note, it seems this leaked video of a sloppy drunk Hoff being hasseled by his kids was, well, his own idea. And that — is just sad.
Here's the statement the Hoff released about the tape:
“I am a recovering alcoholic. Despite that, I have been going through a painful divorce and I have recently been separated from my children due to my work. I have been successfully dealing with my issue. Unfortunately, I did have a brief relapse. Because of my honest and positive relationship with my children, who were concerned for my well-being, there was a tape made when I had a relapse to show me what I was like. I have seen the tape. I have learned from it, and I am back on my game. I thank God for the love and concern from my children. The tape made by my children was never meant to become public, but was obviously released by my estranged wife, who has her own agenda. I hope that someone else will learn form this tape, as I have.â€On a serious note, I have seen a parent in a state of "stupid drunk" on an occasion or two, and nothing is more upsetting and undignified, but never in a million, billion, gajillion years would I publicly humiliate my parent like this. Whoever released this does NOT care about this man. Not pointing fingers, just making a statement. I bet K.I.T.T had something to do with this. I never trusted that two-faced bee-yotch.
