Does Designer Valentino Not Own A Mirror?
This has WTF written all over it, in the color of "agent orange" no less. Don't blame it on the camera angle, because as you can see, he was pictured with normal looking Anne Hathaway and Van De Kamps Paltrow, so obviously there is no need to adjust your monitor.
Here's the thing about fake tanners, and I know because I've used them: you must and I repeat, YOU MUST use lightly. This isn't wrinkle cream, it's self-tanner and it takes time for the color to appear. Sadly, this isn't the first time Valentino has been caught with oompa loompa spooge all over his mug. The Big V is a well-known abuser of the tan in a can, and I'd like to think someone in his elite circle would have pulled him aside and mentioned how redonkulous he looks. Then again, this is what happens when you surround yourself with toadie lickspittles, everyone's afraid to tell you the truth.
Well, Mr. V , let me do you a service, exfoliate until you can see the whites of your eyes, until then, keep that crap under a hoodie before you scare someone.
(first busted at D-Listed)
