Enquirer Says Brad And Angelina Have Officially Split — As IF
[caption id="attachment_11147" align="alignnone" width="400" caption="Mr. and Mrs. Smug"]
[/caption]
Feel free to file this under COMPLETE AND UTTER FABRICATED BULLSH*T, but we'll play along just for fun.
According to the National Enquirer, who, like a blind squirrel, occasionally gets a nut, the golden couple of Hollyweird have "officially" split. It's all over but the crying (or in my case, the laughing until I piss myself.) Here's more from the veracity-filled horses' mouth:
After months of behind-the-scenes battles, it's finally over between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.Hollywood's most glamorous power couple - who never married despite having six children - have grown tired of trying to gloss over their problems following five tumultuous years together, say sources.
Brad and Angelina are going their separate ways with the hope of reuniting in the future if they can repair their volatile relationship, disclosed an insider.
"They will make it official. It looks like Brad will be shooting two movies in California and in the Amazon, while Angelina is retreating to their French chateau with the rest of the family.
"It's an official split."
If the strong-willed couple can't find a way to get back together, sources say the breakup could turn into an ugly court battle over their $200 million fortune and the custody of their six children.
The deciding moment for the pair came when they had strained words with each other while in Cannes, France, for the screening of Brad's new movie Inglourious Basterds.
They put on a romantic show in front of the media, but Angie, 34, and Brad, 45, become frosty as soon as the spotlight was off, say friends.
A jealous Angelina was said to be incensed over the attention Brad was getting from other women, having argued recently over Brad's continued contact with ex-wife Jennifer Aniston.
Continued on the next pagePage 1 2
Follow Technorati