Even Jessica Simpson Doesn't Want To Be Associated With Tiger Woods
Man, you know you are lame when the likes of Jessica Simpson are embarrassed to be associated with you. Jessica Simpson's been called fat, touched in the head, the worst actress to ever be paid to act and yet, it wasn't until someone accused her of boning Tiger that she decided to sue. I shouldn't laugh, but how can I not?
According to Contact Music, Jessica Simpson is planning to sue Us Magazine for romantically linking her to Tiger Woods. However, I am pretty sure that it was Star Magazine which reported it, not that it makes any difference because they are all liars. Although, Jessica does fit the Tiger Woods ho-file: blond and kind of dopey — so hey, anything's possible.
The singer/actress' publicist tells E! News, "Literally the only thing that's true in the story is the fact that they met. It was a quick meeting, and they posed for a photo together - that was it. Jessica's lawyer is sending them (Star magazine) a letter this afternoon."
I remember when I first started covering tabloid news I'd pick up these stupid magazines as part of my "research" and week after week none of their "predictions" or "facts" turned out to be true. Lately, only the National Enquirer seems to be reporting any real hard-hitting news. I'm not even sure what to make of that.