For The Prostitot Who Has Everything...
Denise Richards would love these if they came in a bigger size...you know since she's so into whoring out her kids on reality television.
For the prostitot who has everything, now we have high-heeled crib shoes:
Your little one will look fabulous in these soft crib shoes designed to look like high heels! Each pair of heelarious heels is packaged in a darling purse-shaped gift box, complete with a rhinestone closure.
Zebra satin heel with hot pink satin lining for infants size 0-6 months.
Why stop there? Pair these with the House of Deréon line of pimpin' fashion and your little girl is well on her way to her very own bootylucious lifestyle.
I'm not even going to link to the site. Heelarious? More like disgusting.
Yeah, I know they're just little baby crib shoes. But it's the thought behind them...that somehow we have to dress up our little girls to look like miniature adults, and really skanky ones at that. What is the matter with letting kids look like (stop me if I get too crazy here) kids?  Are our daughters targets or treasures?
via dlisted
