Girl's Gone Wild's Joe Francis Bringing Class To Mexico With Topless Restaurants
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In my perfect world, a guy like Joe Francis would be held captive by a masked intruder and threatened with anal rape. I guess that would be illegal though, but totally acceptable for a guy who I like to think of as a sexual predator with a waiver form.
Anyway, enough of my fantasies come true. It seems that Joe Francis isn't content with plying women with alcohol, stroking their egos and then cajoling them into doing humilating sexual acts on film while lining his pockets with gold, but leaving the women empty inside and their dignity (and sometimes their virginity) stolen. No, now he intends to start his own line of topless restaurants in Mexico's top resort areas of Cabo San Lucas and Cancun. Starpulse reports:
The "sex sells" entrepreneur insists the dining experience will be fun and sexy. He tells the Los Angeles Business Journal, "You'll be comfortable going in there, but you're gonna get a Girls Gone Wild experience."Â And Francis has big plans to take the new venture international. He adds, "In some countries, we'll do topless optional at night."
I hope when he says "in some countries" he means like Iran or Saudi Arabia where the punishment for such acts is beheading Joe Francis. To be frank, that should be the punishment for being an ex-boyfriend of Paris Hilton's. Don't give me that look, I am trying to further humanity people.Â
Sheesh, you'd think I was some kind of rapist or coke-whore.
