Harry Potter's Weenis? Uncircumsized? Is Nothing Sacred?
Now look, I like Harry Potter. In fact if it wasn't for the Harry Potter series of books I might have completely lost my ability to read. Because let's face it, I am not smart. But who needs smarts when you are as charming as I am? Who I tell you?
Wait, where was I? Oh yeah, Harry Potter. So there I was, innocently checking out one my favorite celeb sites and I see this picture of Danny boy, and low and behold: full frontal nudity. I asked myself (as a fan of the series and all) do I really want to know what his business looks like? I mean what if the next time I see one of the movies I am driven to madness with that filthy image seared into my memory? Sheesh, I already spend too much on therapy.
Alas, I threw caution to the wind. What's one more pornographic image in a never-ending series of images that have long since sealed my fate. So I give it a looksy and DAMN, wouldn't you know it, that sucker was unshorn. It had foreskin and stuff on it. Like, not cool man. Totally not cool.
As if it's not bad enough that Daniel has taken the children's series to a level it never should have gone, what with starring in a play about a dude who has sex with horses and girls? Now he's showing his freaky-looking dong for all the world to see. I understand Daniel the Actor wanting to spread his wings and show his range, but come on, couldn't he have chosen something a little more kosher for the kid? (Bad pun intended!)
Dude's pretty hung though. Not that I noticed. Isn't he like underage or something? Seriously, NSFW picture after the jump. But I warn you, don't look if you've never seen one with its helmet off. IT'S NOT PRETTY!
