Heather Mills Goes For Broke, Falls Flat
It's been a while since we've mentioned the Picasso-faced Heather Mills, but that's because she's annoying. Even more annoying is watching her undulated and behave in an undignified manner on the Dancing With The Stars.
I know you are supposed to be judging her on her dancing talent, which is really frightfully uncoordinated and without rhythm, but I couldn't help finding myself fascinated by how well she navigated in heels on a slippery floor with a prosthetic limb. It's kind of scary to watch her, because at any moment you know she's going to wipe out. It's like Nascar. No one watches for the race, it's the anticipation of something going horribly wrong and ending in a fiery gruesome crash. Yuck - why torment yourself?
In any case, she just bought some floorspace with her butt, amusing, but also kind of sad. If I didn't find her so appalling I would feel sorry for her. She really has a tremendous "pathetic" factor to her - and it has NOTHING to do with her leg.
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