Heidi And Spencer Get A Dose Of Really Real Reality
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This is officially the "Um...HELLO?" post of the day. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were hit with a dose of real-life reality yesterday as the brush fire in Malibu edged closer to their house:
The reality TV couple talked to Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS FM morning show Monday about being trapped by a fire Sunday afternoon near their home. After Montag ran to call 911, she grabbed the garden hose and the couple tried to contain the fire.Montag recounts, “Spencer was literally down there putting out the fire and I was screaming at him ‘Come back here, the firemen are coming!!’â€
“It was her and I putting out the fire with the hose,†Pratt, 24, tells Seacrest. “Until the firemen got there. They were fast.†As the firemen arrived and the fire continue to creep up on the surrounding houses, the couple was told to “get out of here†so the firefighters could do their job.
“The fire is out now,†Pratt told Seacrest Monday morning. But the situation made fiancée Montag, 21, stop and realize this wasn’t a stunt for reality TV, but rather a dose of real life. “Spencer was down there with the garden hose and I was like, oh, what have our lives come to!â€
It was Heidi and Spencer against the fire!
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Oh, until these guys in these funny-looking suits showed up. They looked like they shopped at Goodwill and they stunk real bad and they had on goofy hats and Wellies, but they had this super-deluxe big red truck with a hose thingy on it, so they let them spray water on the fire too. And then the guys made them leave.  The nerve!
What have your lives come to? A big heapin' dose of really real reality, that's what. You got a big ol' can of Real Life opened up on you. Welcome to it. This ain't some scripted reality show, fighting over some stupid contrived situation with some other bottle blonde. This isn't a photo-op. This isn't a media soundbite. This is real life. All that other crap isn't important. Why don't you shut up and help people who might not have the money you do who have been affected by the fires?
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