Heidi Gots New Hills
I'm going to admit...I have never seen "The Hills", supposedly a hit show on MTV. The only way that I know who Lauren Conrad or Heidi Montag are is just from seeing their faces splashed across gossip sites and magazines. But when I read this article about Heidi and her new breasteses, I sat up and took notice. An excerpt:
"If I was with a guy and there was a girl next to me with big boobs, I would be like, Oh, my God, he’s looking at her! On the beach, if I was standing next to a girl with big boobs, I’d be like, I hate her! I hated my nose too. I have my dad’s nose, which is huge. It took up so much of my face, when I looked down, I could see my nose. I couldn’t get away from it!"
Let's take a look at this. Heidi is a beautiful girl, both before and after the plastic surgery. However, she readily admits to being jealous of some random girl with bigger boobies than she was born with. Well. Velly intellesting. It sounds to me like Heidi's problem is neither small breasts nor a large nose. Some things just can't be fixed with plastic surgery, although I'm sure Heidi would dispute that. I've never even seen the show and I can tell, from what I've been reading about her, that she's a bit insecure. And I'm sure her father is just thrilled to know his daughter thinks his nose is big.
According to sources, she's been considering this for "years". She's twenty-one. When did she start considering this...age twelve? What a message to send out to young women, that the key to happiness and self-acceptance is to get plastic surgery, because the secret to one's well-being and personal fulfillment is big, perky funbags. By gosh, that'll just fix right up everything that's wrong, and she'll no longer have to hate another girl because her thighs are thinner or her elbows aren't wrinkly, for example.
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