Howard K. Stern Confession? "I just want her to be with Daniel"
Okay, maybe it's a stretch to assume that Anna Nicole Smith's lawyer/hanger-on Howard K. Stern is confessing in this latest taped interview for ET. Reports state the Stern stands to earn more than a million dollars for a series of interviews he will be giving Entertainment Tonight - all set to air over the next week. Because why should the tacky and tawdry drama end with Anna's death?
On the video, Stern, face in hands, tears streaming down his face blubbers on about Anna.
"I just want them to pray for Anna. I just want them to pray that she's safe, that she's happy, that she's with Daniel. I just want her to be with Daniel and I hope that their happy, and wherever she is, and for everything that she's been dragged through out here, in this life that wasn't fair. She's such a wonderful person."
Apparently the interview follows Stern as he travels from Florida to the Bahamas to retrieve Dannielynn, the five-month old daughter of Anna Nicole Smith. Stern claims he is the father, as do about seven hundred other nutjobs. I am pretty sure at this point, that Dannielynn is the next messiah, but I am not sure how we are going to obtain God's DNA. I bet the Supreme Court will get to the bottom of it. Those guys are like superheroes or something.
Stern was reportedly being questioned again by the Bahamian police in their investigation into the death of Anna's son Daniel, who died last September from an apparent accidental drug overdose. A deadly cocktail of anti-depressants and methadone were found in his system which lead to the 21 year-old's sudden death. A witness is prepared to testify that they saw Stern give Daniel methadone shortly before his death, and then flush the drugs down the toilet after Daniel died. They also state he was seen rubbing hands his together, head back, laughing manically and saying something about "my plans for world domination are almost complete."
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