Ice T and Coco, Sounds Like A Tasty Treat

Author: Dawn Olsen
Published: September 06, 2007 at 2:17 pm

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You may be wondering who that Amazonian woman in the above picture is, and why she's gracing the hallowed halls of this fine literary establishment?  That my friends is none other than Coco (Nicole Austin) the current wife of rapper/actor Ice T.

Seriously, I can not look at pictures of this woman and not be thoroughly confused.  Jesus H, what the hell is going on behind this woman's back? How can you have so much junk in your trunk and not an ounce of cellulite?  Ice T must rub some sort of cream made from the blood of newborns to keep his wife's ass in that kind of shape. 

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.  Although rumors of Coco starring on TV this Fall will make the decision a little easier.

For reals, that is some kind of rumpshaker!!  Here's another look at a pimp and his main ho!

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Article Author: Dawn Olsen

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