Is Brad Pitt Wearing A Friggin Ascot?

Author: Dawn Olsen
Published: May 20, 2009 at 1:31 pm

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WTF? Who is this guy and what is his problem? Two words: Bitch Slap.

Man dumps his wife of five years for a home-wrecking slut, then proceeds to throw ex-wife under the bus repeatedly, whores his six kids for tabloids and then has the nerve to walk around like some kind of pompous ass because he throws a bone to some charities, never mind the fact that his carbon footprint would make Sasquatch jealous, with all his jetsetting and mansion living. Maybe some shiz-for-brains fall for his phoneybaloney "humanitarian" schtick, but consider me underwhelmed.

Blech, I'll take Hugh Jackman and Tom Hanks anyday over this fake ass bitch.

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