Jamie Spears Plans Intervention For Britney, But Blows Element Of Surprise
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When I read this article about Jamie Spears (dad, not daughter....how confusing to have your daughter and your husband [ex-husband now] share a name, and what is with her middle name being the same as her mother's, didn't Lynne have access to any baby name books?) I was reminded of the line in the Disney movie Aladdin, in which Iago the parrot responds to an obvious statement from Jafar: "Oh, there's a big surprise! That's an incredible...I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die, from that surprise!"
Yeah, it's kind of like that.
Britney Spears’ estranged dad is so worried by her erratic behaviour he wants to have her committed.
Jamie Spears has consulted lawyers about staging an “intervention†to get Britney into therapy.
He has told pals he is worried the troubled 25-year-old star could harm herself or her boys if her bizarre antics continue.
A source close to Jamie - who Britney refuses to speak to after accusing him of cashing in on her fame - said: “He is consulting lawyers about the best way to help Britney.
"He feels they need to stage an intervention to get her into rehab or some kind of therapy.
“He is worried she is going to harm herself or the boys."
Um....isn't an intervention supposed to be a surprise? Aren't you supposed to get together with a professional and some close family and friends, and then lay down the law? Go to rehab/therapy or forget any further help from us? I honestly don't think the Spears clan could handle that, because that would mean they were out of the spotlight, however much on the fuzzy edges of it they might be.
Mr. Spears' heart might be in the right place, but his brain has taken a coffee break. You've lost the element of surprise, man! Dude, I seriously hope there is a Plan B?
And who is this "source close to Jamie", anyway? Why do people discuss things like this with other people? You'd think they'd know someone is going to trot off to the press and spill. Unless that was the plan all along. Oh yeah, there's a good plan...maybe Brit will read this and come to her senses. That'll totally work. It was the missing piece of the puzzle. Why didn't someone think of it before?
And, of course, there's every reason to think that this "source" is Jamie himself. I'm not saying I know that for a fact, I'm just saying it would not surprise me. Nothing this bunch of hilljacks do surprises me. It's like a surreal episode of "The Beverly Hillbillies".
I've always wondered about her family, and now I have even more reason to wonder. They can sure give Anna Nicole's relatives a good run for their money.
