Jenna Jameson Pregnant?
Does Charlie Sheen know about this? (I kid, I kid)
Yes, it's true...former porn star Jenna Jameson has just found out that she's expecting a little bun in her oven:
“Yes, I can confirm I’m pregnant. It’s still early, so I’m being cautious. I’m resting as much as possible," she tells Usmagazine.com exclusively. "I'm so happy!"She adds that she and boyfriend of two years, mixed martial arts fighter Tito Ortiz, "are still in a state of shock.
"I'm just saying super healthy," she says. "I’ve moved down to the beach with Tito — I love being by the beach.” [...]
But the 34-year-old Jameson — who split from adult film studio owner Jay Grdina in 2006 and from porn star Brad Armstrong in 2001— said they have no plans to walk down the aisle.
"I think I'm gonna stay unmarried and just go for the babies!" she told Us. "I'm following in Angelina's footsteps!"
It seems that she decided to purchase a pregnancy test when she heard a false report that she was pregnant, and it turned up positive. See, sometimes celeb reporters get it right!
Who knows, maybe it's the powah of suggestion. I'm going to report that Angelina Jolie becomes a nun and decides to seclude herself in a convent for the rest of her life, that Denise Richards finally gets the proper medication and stops whoring out her daughters for fame and profit, that Brit and Kevin get back together and settle down to a life of anonymity in a suburb of Des Moines, and that Heather Mills eats some fried chicken and finds that it put her in such a good mood that she vows to never again be a nagging harpie. Hey, it can happen! The powah of the press!
But here's the kicker:
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