Jenny From The Block? No, It's Jennifer Lopez, And She's Greedy And Out Of Touch With Reality
According to People, Jennifer Lopez has registered at baby boutique Petit Tresor, and she has a wish list of things for her little bebés gemelos as long as her jewel-encrusted, impeccably manicured arm:
Following in the footsteps of Nicole Richie and Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Lopez called upon the experts at Hollywood favorite baby boutique Petit Tresor. The new mom opened a lengthy registry and had owners Nina and Sam help her design fabulous nurseries for the arrival of her twins! So what’s in store for the twins? J.Lo will keep her new baby boy wrapped in a cashmere cardigan, hat and bootie pants from Baby Cz, $279 and, of course, a matching pink set, $279, for the new fashionista of the family. The two newest members of the Anthony-Lopez clan will also have a set of Plain Mary’s Hunk and Babe onesies, $169. For the nursery, the twins will dream away in Chelsea Sleigh cribs, $1390 each while Mom and Dad relax in Glam Gliders $1,420 each. And when they need changing, the twins will have a Clara changing table, $1780. And why give up gorgeous handbags just because diapers are involved? Check out Jennifer’s Italian leather and snake skin trim Mia Bossi diaper bag, $1250.
[for the record, I didn't find a Mia Bossi leather diaper bag at the site, but I did find this Italian leather and snakeskin trim bag, $1250]
Um...HELLO? You have got to be kidding me. Cashmere sweaters, $170 onesies, $1400 baby cribs, leather and snakeskin diaper bags? You can get onesies at Wal-Mart, five in a pack for nine bucks. At Target, you can get a really pretty sleigh bed for less than $400, and that's one of the most expensive ones offered there. And when I left the hospital, they gave me a free diaper bag, and they even filled it with goodies. Granted, it wasn't Italian leather, but it looked kind of like fabric and it cleaned up really easily when the poopy diapers leaked.
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