Jessica Alba Latest Celeb To Get Knocked Up
Must be something in the water out in LA. because those freaks can't seem to stop with all the baby-making. K will not be happy to hear another celeb if foisting yet another innocent child into the heinous world of fame. I for one love when the crazies procreate. It makes for even more craziness. Nothing pushes you further over the edge like having kids, so keep going you sex machines.
People is reporting actress Jessica Alba and her long-time boyfriend Cash Warren are due in late spring/early summer. From the article:
"I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer," says rep Brad Cafarelli.Alba, 26, has dated Warren, 28, since the fall of 2004 after they met on the set of The Fantastic Four, on which Warren was a director's assistant.
The couple have been seen being affectionate together in Los Angeles in recent days, shopping for mattresses last Saturday and attending a Lakers game, where they were spotted kissing Sunday.
Well, congrats to the happy couple. Welcome to the terror of parenthood. You can kiss your affectionate kissing goodbye. It's all over but the crying and the crapping.
