Jessica Simpson Wants To Have Tony Romo's Cake And Eat It, Too
And then you have these two morons.
Let's compare and contrast my post yesterday about the low-key, classy wedding thrown by Eli Manning and his long-time girlfriend, and the white trash, hillbilly affair that Tony Romo's birthday bash turned into.
Yes, Jessica Simpson threw boyfriend Tony a party, and the affair disintegrated into a caek-slurping mess:
 The PDA-packed bash took place Saturday night at Suite, a lounge in Dallas, where "she sang him 'Happy Birthday,'" Kyle Kearbey of DMagazine.com, the Web site for Dallas' D Magazine, tells Usmagazine.com.The two really seemed to enjoy the cake, which was in the shape of a Dallas Cowboys star and had Romo's No. 9 jersey number on it.
“They were kissing with lots of messy cake!" adds Kearbey. “Jessica had cake all over her hands and was licking her thumbs."
I'm sorry...I'm not a prude or an old fogey, but this is really just gross. Is she trying to be sexy or something? Is acting like a baby with their first birthday cake sexy? I'm not adverse to having fun with one's food, but if Jessica and Tony want to play like this with their caek then they should keep that stuff in the privacy of a room with plastic sheets and walls that you can hose off. When I see people out in public acting like this, I want to remind them that the world at large isn't there to be their audience.
Perhaps, just maybe, it would have been a little bit acceptable had they rented a private room for their party, but they were out in a public place. Geez, nobody wants to see things like this. It reminds me of toddlers who smush food all over their faces just to see what sort of reaction they will get.
There's fun, and then there's just stupidity. Let's guess which category this one falls into.
For more photos (if you can stomach it), go here.
