Jessica Simpson Was NOT Dumped, Y'All! And She's Gonna Sue
This is dumb as hell, but I just couldn't resist.
Any self-respecting celebrity would ignore a tabloid magazine making false claims about them being dumped, but not that glamorous albatross Jessica Simpson. Hells No! Jessica did NOT get dumped by Tony Romo and she has sicked her lawyers all over OK! Magazine for saying otherwise.
What.Ev.Er! Everyone knows tabloid magazines make up half the crap they write anyway. They're not in it for the journalistic integrity. Ok! Magazine doesn't care about facts, investigative reporting, libel, slander or over-the-top B.S. They care about selling magazines. All they have to say is "sources reveal exclusively to Ok!, that such and so, did such and such." And it's up to the consumer of said magazine to discern what sounds reasonable and what doesn't.
Here's the cease and desist letter from Jess' lawyers to Ok! Magazine.
I will spare you the legal mumbo jumbo, essentially it says Ok!'s mean, they make sh*t up, they can't back it with any verifiable sources, and they suck. I can't say as I disagree, but to put too fine a point on it really draws WAY more attention to a story no one cares about anyway.
So Tony didn't dump Jessica, YET. Rest assured, at some time in the near future he will, because let's face it, Papa Joe is an annoying, creepy, interfering celeb-pimp who uses his little girls to boost his ego and line his pockets. He's the one Ok! should be publicly dragging through the mud, not his two goofy kids.
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