Joe Francis' Famous Friends Won't Bail Him Out, Will He Write A Tell-All Revenge Book?
Joe Francis' is going to have to dig deep to find some solace in his times of trouble. As we reported earlier, the judge in his contempt of court case which landed the Girls Gone Wild founder in jail, showed Francis no mercy and sentenced him to 35 days in jail. What's 5 more days in a 35 day sentence? Well, those additional days could cost him an extra year in jail if he is found guilty of tax evasion charges, as well as brand new charges of sexual assault and pending probation violation charges. All in all, if found guilty on all the charges against him, Francis could get up to 100 years in prison.
So what's a multi-millionaire jet-setter to do? Call all your rich Hollywood friends and ask them to write letters defending your character. If only you could reach them. Janet Charlton is reporting that Joe's having trouble finding friends now that he's behind bars facing a laundry list of tawdry charges. Friends like Paris and Nicky Hilton, Tara Reid, Lindsay Lohan, Kimberly Stewart, Jessica Alba, Mario Lopez, not too mention A-Listers like Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn who enjoyed a visit to Francis palatial Cabo estate.
Nope, these folks are too busy to get back to Francis, or perhaps, they don't have anything positive to say about the guy. Let's face it, just because some one offers you free coke and a nice place to kick back, doesn't mean they like you, or are your friend. I stayed at Hilton Hotel, but that doesn't mean I will stand as a character witness of behalf of Paris.
From the article:
Now they won't give him the time of day. Joe has been calling collect from jail all over Hollywood, begging people he thought were his friends to accept his call or call him back. No response. Joe is very upset and he told one friend that he just MIGHT be tempted write a tell-all book detailing those celebrity get-togethers and all the drugs and sex secrets!
Really, he shouldn't be surprised considering his own behavior. When you go on a Howard Stern's show and start dishing on who gives the best oral, or who sucks in bed, don't be surprised when those people aren't jumping at the chance to help you. Even sluts like Paris, Lindsay and Kimberly aren't that stupid. Well, maybe stupid's not the right word, but you get my point.
