Lindsay Lohan: A Fading Star With Nothing Left To Lose
I am wearing a neckbrace today and it's all Lindsay Lohan's fault. Lilo necklash that's what it is. What caused this disability you ask? The countless times I've had to shake my head in horror, disgust, pity and embarrassment on behalf of our little "Firecrotch."
As if participating in a lesbian fauxmance wasn't enough of a spectacle, Lindsay has lost that final proton of dignity she had left in the wake of being dumped by her best friend turned "lover", DJ Samantha Ronson.
Let's see if we can unravel this mess one dumpster load at a time.
After months of news reports featuring Lindsay and GFF Samantha Ronson's lovespats, including blowing-off hosting gigs (the only job Lindsay can get these days) and full-on domestic disturbances, we are now left with the grand finale - restraining orders and Lindsay telling her story all over Us Magazine.
Here's all the tawdry details straight from the Blohan's mouth:
In the newest issue of Us Weekly, Lindsay Lohan opens up about her heartbreaking split from Samantha Ronson, the "humiliating" weekend showdown with Ronson's family, and says that friends' fears she is suicidal are unfounded."It's absolute hell," Lohan told Us on Monday in a far-ranging interview over several lengthy phone calls and emails where she was agitated, crying and baffled by the turn of events.
Ronson broke it off with her girlfriend of nearly two years last Friday, and hired five security guards to keep Lohan out of an afterparty for her sister Charlotte at the Chateau Marmont. (Lohan was staying directly one floor above the Ronsons with her mom Dina and sister Ali.)
The next day, Ronson changed the locks on the Hollywood Hills home she shared with Lohan. On Monday, Ronson's mom and sister asked police about obtaining a restraining order against Lohan, Beverly Hills Sgt. Nutall confirms to Us.
Lohan says she's "so alone" without Ronson.
"Everyone's turned on me," says the actress. She tells the magazine that the night of the Chateau showdown, Nicole Richie walked by her and said "Uck," and Drea De Matteo said, "Come at me, bitch."
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