Lindsay Lohan And Unidentified Middle-Aged Adult Go Shopping
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Oh wait, that's her fourteen-year-old sister Ali.
Yes, I said fourteen.
People say that Lindsay looks older than her age of twenty-one, but I don't think so. I think she looks fine. Well, other than those boots. I'd rather see the Uggs than those boots. And that purse has to go. She looks her age, though. But Ali...is fourteen.
There's really nothing else for me to write here. Oh wait, I want to yank Dina Lohan by the hair out in the street where I'd like to German Suplex her onto a car hood. And I can do it, too. I have the Power of Righteous Indignation on my side. Dina just has cooties, and I have Germ-X.
Okay, now I'm done.
