Lindsay Lohan Tops Maxim's Hot 100 List
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Yes, that's right folks. Having your inner nostril cavities eaten away by toxic white substances, humping anything that stands still long enough and mugging for any and all cameras is all it takes to be hot. Having a successful movie career, not so hot.
Whomever wrote this garbage for Maxim about Lindsay Lohan needs a raise for this shovel-full of nonsense:
Tabloid bloodsuckers have been feasting on this Long Island native for three years running, but that’s only because this unbelievably beautiful, untamable Golden Age throwback with a nonstop social calendar and acclaimed acting chops is Ann-Margret, Meryl Streep, and Sophia Loren rolled into one. Moving well beyond kid fodder like Herbie Fully Loaded, she next stars in the highly anticipated film about the murder of John Lennon, Chapter 27. She’s following that up with the freaky thriller I Know Who Killed Me. But if you happen to see Lindsay’s smoky eyes from across some bar in West Hollywood, don’t bother sending over a drink—she’s accomplished all this before her 21st birthday. Wink.But worry not, this list has Fergie at #10 and so this list can't be taken all that seriously can it? Here's the Maxim Top Ten:
- 1.Lindsay Lohan
- 2.Jesssica Alba
- 3. Scarlett Johansson
- 4. Christina Aguilera
- 5. Jessica Biel
- 6. Ali Larter
- 7. Eva Mendez
- 8. Rihanna
- 9. Eva Longoria
- 10. Fergie
