Lindsay Lohan's New Squeeze Bringing Sexy Back
And by sexy, what I mean to imply is cheesy. Above is a picture of Lilo with some dude she must have picked up at one of those Hollywood parties where the coke flows like a river and STD's are a blisterin'. Seriously, this guy looks like something straight out of Studio 54. What's he like 40? Cripes when did 40 become the new 20? Scratch that, I'm almost 40, except my plastic surgeon says I could easily pass for 37, or was that the creepy guy at the beverage drive thru?
Whatever, the point is, this guy has scuzball written all over his face and while that's RIGHT UP Liho's alley, I can't help but be suspicious. How much you want to bet his favorite line to use on the starstruck hos is "Hey baby, are you an actress? Wanna be." Forget drug rehab, what Lindsay needs is boyfriend rehab. I've seen more discriminating taste from deranged crackheads. For reals!!
