Madonna And A-Rod And Guy, Oh My!
Rumours (I had to use the British spelling, since Madonna is so veddy veddy British) are flying fast and furious about this whole Madonna/A-Rod/Guy Ritchie/Cynthia Rodriguez/Lenny Kravitz thing.  I'll attempt to do a fast update, okay? Just to try and get up to speed.
Okay. First, Cynthia has split up with Stray-Rod:
The Daily News reported today that Cynthia dumped the future Hall of Famer after three months of problems in their marriage.Word of the breakup comes one day after widespread reports that the Bombers' $275 million cleanup hitter has been rounding the bases with pop icon Madonna - and team owner Hank Steinbrenner blamed recent poor play on "outside distractions."
Word of the couple's marital strife comes less than three months after they expressed how "thrilled" they were with the April 21 birth of daughter Ella Alexander.
Rodriguez, 32, didn't join his wife in Miami until 10 minutes after she gave birth, and spent only a day with her and their newborn before rejoining the Yankees.
And there are denials all around that Cynthia and singer Lenny Kravitz (a reputed former Madonna castoff himself) are rockin' the shack:
The "Let Love Rule" singer, in a statement released Thursday morning, said he's letting the Yankee slugger's estranged wife stay at his place in Paris - but simply as a friend."There is absolutely no affair between Cynthia Rodriguez and myself," Kravitz said. "This is unequivocally 100 percent not true."
Kravitz said references to him as an adulterer were "extremely hurtful," adding that Cynthia came to stay at his home "to escape from everything happening in New York City."
Cynthia brought along her daughter's godfather and his family for moral support as her 5-year marriage to Alex Rodriguez crumbled.
So while all this is going on, what's poor cuckold boy Guy Ritchie doing?
Look, they're holding hands! Couples that are about to get a divorce don't hold hands in public — um, right? Continued on the next pagePage 1 2
